Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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matt is fat

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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I love alchohol!

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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