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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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