If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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