- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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