- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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