what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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poop nuff said

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Buzi vagy!

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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