A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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