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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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