- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Your so gay, that you like men!

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What black and has children A black man

non poop

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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