- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Miscarriages.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What is white and black and red all over.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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