- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

I hate Jews The Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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