What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

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