Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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