why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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