- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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