Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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Obama being reelected.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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