- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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