why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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2 + 2 = 4

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Bitch

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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