- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Christianity.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.