There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

what goes boo a sock

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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