- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

So FDR walks into a bar.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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