Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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