How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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