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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Two planes walk into an office building

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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