- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What's green and blue? yellow

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

I used to know what alzheimers was

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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