What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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