- Anti Joke

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.