- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Obama lin Baden.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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