a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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womans having rights.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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