I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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