- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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