Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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