yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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