Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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2 black kids walk into school

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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