Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Denard Robinson

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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