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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What black and has children A black man

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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