- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Im cute hehehee

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Dance is a sport

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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