- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

An Artic Storm.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

feminists.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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