Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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NASCAR

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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