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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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