What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Jersey Shore.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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