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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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