- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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