- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

women's rights

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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