- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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