- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Cancer.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

I named my son ps2 controller

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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