- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Women's Rights..

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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