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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

neil likes pube toast

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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