Roses are blue Colton is gay

thumb_up thumb_down -9

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

thumb_up thumb_down -9

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

thumb_up thumb_down -9

01010010001010010100100101001001010010100100100100100100100100100100100100010010101010101010101011010101010110010101010 Dolphin

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

thumb_up thumb_down -9

YEAH THEY DO!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops