Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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