Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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