What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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