- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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