A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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