- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Justin's life

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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