- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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