i hate black people

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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i like men but im not gay

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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WILLY

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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