A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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