A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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I love you

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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whats black? the colour

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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