- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

womens rights

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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