- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Jake. Walsh.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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