- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Justin Bieber.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

WOMENS RIGHTS

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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