- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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