If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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A man was shot. He died.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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