- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

A sober Amy Winehouse

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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