- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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