Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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