Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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