Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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