- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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