- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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