Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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