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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and purple? Barney

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

women's rights

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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