- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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